YOU KNOW YOU’RE REALLY A CARDINALS’ FAN WHEN…..

The following is a humorous look at being a Cardinals fan.

You know you’re really a Cardinals’ fan when…..

1. You go skiing in Colorado and you wear a Cardinals’ baseball cap instead of a regular ski cap. 

2. You bleed and you say, “I bleed Cardinal Red.”

3. You have to wash your Cardinals’ gear separately from the rest of your laundry because most of it is red.

4. Someone says they can get you tickets to the Braves and your first words are, “It’s gotta be against the Cards.”

5. You wait with baited breath for your next issue of Gameday magazine.

6. No matter where you are, you’ve just gotta have that Cardinals’ score.

7. New Year’s Eve rolls around and you can’t decide which Cardinals’ cap to wear.

8. You have Cardinals wallpaper on all your computers and your cell phone, you can asemble an all-Cardinals reccomended reading list on Amazon.com, and you type all your E-Mails in red.

9. You are firm in your resolve that the Cardinals got cheated out of the 1985 World Championship.

10. Anytime you see a fellow Cardinals fan wearing Cardinals gear, you compliment him/her on their fine sense of fashion.

11. You see a person wearing a Cubs cap and say, “Yuck! What’s that horrible blue fungus on your head?” If you see that person at a Cardinal game, Winter Warm Up, or any other Cardinal-related event, you call security.

12. you are proud to be a card carrying member of Cardinal Nation.

13. You’re asked what your second, third, etc. favorite team is and your response is, “I have only one favorite and that is…the Cardinals.”

There it is. What do you guys think? Please, let me know.